Dave (davefrehley) wrote in quahog,

Greetings from Newbie, But long time Family Guy Fan!

Hello to all! I thought i'd make my first post 2 of my favorite quotes from the family guy... The first is from one of my favorite episodes "Road to Europe"...

Brian is reading a small piece of paper that was taped onto the TV screen left by stewie.....

"Dear Stupid dog,

I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Goodbye Forever.


p.s. i never got a chance to return that sweater lois gave me for christmas. Um.. I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30 day return limit, but um... i'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit.. or something. Um.. It's actually not a horrible sweater, It's just I can't imagine when i'd ever wear it. You know? Oh, and i also left a button on the bureau. Um..um... i'm not sure what it goes to, but i can never bring myself to throw a button away! I know as soon as i do i'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll....... wait a minute, actually.... could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm.. Well i should wrap this up before i start to ramble, again goodbye forever!

p.p.s. You know what.. It might be a little chilly in london, i'm actually going to take the sweater!"

And quote #2 is from the "Road to Rhode Island" episode.. Brian just took his mother's stuffed corpse to a park to bury & he asks stewie to say a few words at the makeshift funeral......Stewie comes up with this.....

"Yay, and god said to abraham... You will kill your son Isaac...... and abraham said..... I can't hear you, You'll have to speak into the microphone...... and god said... Oh i'm sorry, is this better? Check Check...Check... Jerry pull the high end out... i'm still getting some hiss back here..."

Thus sayeth Stewie! :-D
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